November 2011
85 posts
We petition the Obama administration to make a...
iheartchaos:
Hi IHEARTCHAOS. I love this site. I thought maybe you guys could help spread the word with this. No matter what side of the fence you are on concerning the Occupy Wallstreet protests, I think many would agree that using violence against peaceful protestors is wrong. I need 150 signatures for this petition to be posted on the white house petition website. If it gets 25,000...
A MIND DISMEMBERED: IN SEARCH OF THE MAGICAL PENIS... →
criminalwisdom:
In 1975, while posted in Kaduna, in the north of Nigeria, Dr. Ilechukwu was sitting in his office when a policeman escorted in two men and asked for a medical assessment. One of the men had accused the other of making his penis disappear. This had caused a major disturbance in the street. As Ilechukwu tells it, the victim stared straight ahead during the examination, after which...
“If only they enforced bank regulations like they do park rules, we wouldn’t be...”
– Occupy Yourself
Yes repost a thousand time over
“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.”
– Herman Melville (Moby-Dick)
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TUMBLR: I NEED TO GET MARRIED →
turbocunt:
Mark just became an ordained minister and this is his plan for how he’d conduct a ceremony:
Spoken to audience while “reading” from a copy of Highlights for Children magazine: “So on the winds we sail forth, on the Sea of Chalupas… Chalupas…. When out of the ocean, the great Chalupa King,
Obama: "We'll just use the GOP debates against...
iheartchaos:
This year’s field of Republican presidential contenders is particularly notable for the high level of comedic value, gaffs and blunders, and the plethora of GOP debates has only served to highlight the candidate’s shortcomings. So much so that in an interview with a group of Hispanic journalists, Barack Obama said that he might just run clips from the debates without comment for...
Watchiheartchaos:
Jon Stewart’s opinion on the riots at Penn State
Well I say opinion, but it’s pretty much a fact that for the students rioting at Penn State over the firing of head football coach Paterno, you seriously need to get a grip on reality. It doesn’t matter how much you think he did for the school— if he turned a blind eye to or covered up Jerry Sandusky’s kiddie rape institution,...
